May 2013
180mph:
genetics is a fucked up and unfair game
greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
April 2013
I want to throw up
I want to make out with you
I want to slam my head into the pavement
“You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...”
– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via fawun)
mrmisf0rtune:
ofmiceandmen-still-ydgn:
what’s forrest gump’s password? 1forrest1
I laughed a lot more than what I should have.
oomshi:
my phone battery died faster than my dreams
neoquestll:
so no one told you life was gonna be this gay
“Talk shit get hit”
– Ancient australian proverb (via -sunflowerseeds)
March 2013
i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is.
foreveralone-lyguy:
foreveralone-lyguy:
It might be the drugs but I’m 85% sure that I’m a piece of broccoli.
What the hell happened to me last night
tristan-mckie-is-here:
whatdoryforgot:
prayzer:
do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
this website is full of psychopaths
psychopaths with damn good advice
